Barry on the run

Link Penalty And Removal In GIF Form

Author: Barrie / Posted in: Link Building / 29 comments

Cause you followed  @ChrisLDyson and studied The Link Building Process in GIF Form http://tripleseo.com/link-building-in-gifs/ and you thought you would be building links like

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You got one thing right reading http://tripleseo.com

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But results weren’t going the way you wanted and it always seemed like someone was doing a little better

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So you had an idea

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And you went a little

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And found some sites, some blog networks and a few others and just said

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and got a shit load of links and

literally

Overnight you saw success and you were all

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And you thought that your
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Because you don’t
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And the rankings are flying up and the client is all

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And then you get that email from Google and you’re all

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And you realise he is here
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he has given you the

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And you realise that

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And he is watching

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As you watch the rankings for the clients site

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So now you feel like

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And your all

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And then you realise

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But you don’t get

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You just

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Because you don’t want the client to be all

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So you get to work all creative like

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And you

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All your old links and your all

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But then you see the rankings go

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And your all like

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And you realised you missed some and your like

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So you get back on it like

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Going after new good links like

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But you don’t want any more

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You hit the outreach like

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And start to get a bit of success and your all like

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Because your new process isn’t like

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And you think

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Why didn’t we do that before because now you have a little bit of

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And realise you never want to be like

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Again!

 

You buy cheap you buy twice.

Do it right the first time and save yourself a whole lot of hassle.

If you try and play a game and you don’t control the rules, you will never win!

 

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Barrie Moran writes about whatever he feels like. This feels weird talking in the 3rd, so I plead the 5th! YOLO!


 
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  • http://twitter.com/starpadilla Star Padilla

    Damn good story telling via gifs. Love it!

    • http://www.barriemoran.com/ barrie moran

      Thanks for dropping by and glad you like it, appreciate that!

  • http://seogurltalk.blogspot.com/ Jenny Stradling

    This is THE most hilarious thing I have seen in forever. Dying…..

    • http://www.barriemoran.com/ barrie moran

      Thank you!!! My mission is accomplished. Now thinking what the next post will be ;)

  • billslawski

    Thanks for the laugh this morning. Great message.

    • http://www.barriemoran.com/ barrie moran

      Awesome Bill, appreciate the share and glad you liked it!

  • http://www.elevatedsearch.com/ Steve Peron

    Made more morning! Totally going to use some animated gifs in my next post.

    Cheers!

    • http://www.barriemoran.com/ barrie moran

      thanks for dropping by and commenting Steve, yeah its a great way to tell a story, part of my next post!

      look forward to seeing your post.

  • http://myblogguest.com/blog/ Ann Smarty

    Thanks for this. Morning laugh is great!

    • http://www.barriemoran.com/ barrie moran

      Thanks Ann, the post achieved its aim!

  • Yogendra Chavda

    That was awesome Barrie.. If you make video by using all these GIFs, that video will surely get LOADS of likes for sure :)

    • http://www.barriemoran.com/ barrie moran

      Thanks Yogendra, watch out for the next post, it’s along those lines ;)

      • Yogendra Chavda

        Sure Barrie.

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  • http://www.irishwonder.com IrishWonder

    Mwahaha and then you get asked so what is this bloody inbound outreach and go all like http://www.irishwonder.syndk8.co.uk/2013/05/16/what-is-inbound-outreach/

    :D

    • http://www.barriemoran.com/ barrie moran

      ROFLMAO – love that image ;)

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  • gregory smith

    Killer post and a huge laugh lol

    • http://www.barriemoran.com/ barrie moran

      Cheers Gregory, mission accomplished ;)

  • Doc Sheldon

    Good stuff, Barrie! Loved it!

    • http://www.barriemoran.com/ barrie moran

      Thanks Doc, glad you liked it.

      Was a blast making it!

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  • Brandon Honeycutt

    I thought this was awesome…then I saw ‘YOLO’…thumbs up anyway for making me laugh.

    • http://www.barriemoran.com/ barrie moran

      LOL ;) what’s wrong with YOLO…

      Cheers Brandon, appreciate it!

  • http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/0bf29b365ae6a9c2416eacdcdd7e7e51.jpg D’artagnan Bingemunkle

    HAHAHAHA, that is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.

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